The 10 Types of People You Meet in College

Bros

You call frustrating circumstances "gay," (alternatively: "gaaaaay"). You're wearing pastel pink shorts as you read this, and they look great. Sure, you joined that fraternity earlier in the year because of your commitment to philanthropy, which translates to chugging Four Lokos, mutilating individualism, and demeaning your brothers regularly. You're just a couple gorilla steps away from fascism.

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