As Seen In: Throughout
Location: Seaside Heights, NJ
Worst Moment: Pick a grenade, any grenade.
Ah, Aztec, the second-most iconic bar featured on the show. We’d like to say it’s not as bad as Karma is, but truthfully, the establishments are too different to compare. This bar, for instance, has a photoshopped LQ image of Dos Equis’ Most Interesting Man in the world claiming he doesn’t “always go to Seaside, but when I do, I prefer the Aztec!”—exclamation mark and all, because the Aztec is the only place that can make him emote. Yep, this place is that terrible.