9. Swarovski Alizé
Alizé developed a limited run of Valentine's Day-themed bottles, claiming to have produced "the original drink of love." The only problem is, you might run into some relationship issues when your partner finds out you spent $2,000 on a bottle of Alizé. The drink mixes vodka, Cognac, passion fruit, strawberry, lychee, and rose. What could be more romantic than Swarovski crystals on Valentine's Day? Oh, right, not spending $2,000 on a bottle of Alizé.