The Welfare Stoop
As Seen In: "Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare" (Season 2)
Location: 752 South 10th St.
The Reynolds twins live in their own world, either trying to hold on to their glory days (Dennis), or fighting to transform from ugly duckling to beautiful swan (Dee). Determined to pursue their dreams, Dennis and Dee quit their jobs and go on welfare when they learn they'd earn more money that way than from working at Paddy's. To convince a caseworker that they're crack addicts in dire need of unemployment benefits, they become crack addicts.
During their downward spiral, they sit on the stoop of a home and drink beer, all the while singing Biz Markie's "Just a Friend." This stoop is located on the 700 block of South 10th Street, between Ftizwater and Catherine and about a half a block down from Palumbo Recreation Center. As you can see, there's a better chance that you'll find a pumpkin resting in front of this house than two lazy crackheads who are more high on entitlement than anything else.