St. Ides Freeze 'n' Squeeze

Maker: McKenzie River Brewing Co.
Peak Popularity: Late 1990s

Ice Cube once claimed that a single malted St. Ides beverage could "get your girl in the mood quicker" and "get your Jimmy thicker." Word. But Cube also should've name-checked the short-lived "special brew" popsicle that time has all but forgotten.

St. Ides Freeze 'n' Squeeze were given a test run in New York markets, but were later pulled because of ambiguous packaging that seemed to be marketing the alcoholic ice pop to children. Shucks.