French Toast Crunch
Maker: General Mills
Peak Popularity: Late 1990s
Watch a classic commercial here
How else to put this? Mom was lazy, and we weren't allowed to turn on the stove. Thus, this was the closest we could get to an egg-soaked slice of bread, fried in butter and then doused with maple syrup. Tasting it now would revive warm feelings of early childhood. Also, neglect.