You Scoff at the Basics
People who are snobbish about music or fashion are insufferable, but at least there's some sort of self-expression involved in their cultural pursuits. With food, you're just stuffing your fat face. Remember that next time you scoff at the wrap-around line at Starbucks. There's no need to be pretentious. Lighten up. It's just food and, eventually, it's shit. Keep that in mind.