You Hate Foodies
Nobody hates "foodies" more than food critics. They've seen what the iPhone did to the weatherman, and they fear the same time-to-get-a-real-job fate. Any hot girl with an Instagram account, an affinity for brunch, and propensity towards evocative selfies can do a food critic's job at, typically, fifty times the following. If you're mad, develop a more worthwhile skill than deciding what tastes good. Anyone can do that.