You Share the Love of Being a Foodie
The lamest thing a couple can do is work out together. There's nothing wrong with going to the same gym at the same time. But side-by-side planking on neighboring BOSU balls—next to waving back to some who's not actually waving at you—is the most humiliating thing you can do. Glad that's out of the way.
The next lamest thing you can do is share a mutual love for loving every dining trend. The two of you, sitting on the same side of the table bench while flirting your way through a phony argument over who served better foie gras: "La Silhoutte or Casa Mono." Awww, you guys are so adorable. We totally hope you don't choke on your sweet potato gnocchi.