10 Signs That You're a Foodie Douchebag

It's a Family Affair

If you pressure your son into kicking field goals or push your daughter into beauty pageants, he'll resent you and she'll develop an eating disorder. But they'll both get college scholarships. You can hang your hat on something. If you encourage your kids to blog about their Lunchables and store Capri Sun decanters, they'll only contribute to our country's already debilitating child obesity rate. Don't become a statistic.

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