The Funniest Strip Club Reviews on Yelp: Portland Edition

Where is the Rap?

Strip Club: Union Jack's
Address: 938 East Burnside St.
Website: unionjacksclub.com

As far as the first paragraph goes, we understand. A strip club without rap is like a cat without an owner willing to pay for its leukemia treatment. But that second paragraph, the one with the belt? It's just hilarious. Did his pants fall down while her boobs were smashing?! That would be, like, so funny.

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