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First the dancer is likened to Mike Tyson, who famously, and in earnest, told a stranger "I'll fuck you till you love me." Then the Tyson-esque dancer is said to have launched into a pecs-flexing routine. But Corey G. wasn't "feeling" it. So, there's that. And the whole thing ends with a sad-face emoticon. This is human suffering.