When police arrived at the Sonic Drive-In in Orange City, FL, they found Adam Hunt, 40, naked, drunk, belligerent, and attempting to bite patrons.
Unsurprisingly, Hunt was standoffish with police and refused to put his clothes on. It's pretty difficult to reason with a drunk, naked man trying to bite customers.
Hunt was arrested shortly after, but there's no word on whether he told the police: "What? This is how I Sonic!"