10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman You Work With

The "tech glitch"

He says: After "accidentally" forwarding porn: "I didn't know you'd be offended. This has nothing do with real life!"
Your handbook calls itOffensive jokes, pictures, graffiti, and/or comments
She calls it: Way too much insight into your after-hours routine 
Why you're wrong: Trying to get her heated during office hours? Congratulations, it worked. If she doesn't smack you upside the head, she'll be sure to share your porn habits with the break room crew. Now when you think people are laughing behind your back, they actually will be.

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