10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman You Work With

Supervising Her Skirt

He says: "Your skirt is not within dress code, but I'm 100 percent okay with that. One. Hundred. Percent."
Your handbook calls it: Enforcing dress code
She calls it: As smooth as a teenager with a speech impediment
Why you're wrong: You think your little comment slipped through the cracks disguised as a note dressing on business casual, but in actuality, she thinks you'll be home tonight jerking it to her calf muscles. Now you're an asshole, and that guy rumored to have a cankle fetish. 

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