15. Club Heaven & Hell
Address: 2327 18th St. NW
It's unfortunate that this place shares the name with Kendrick Lamar's brilliant track from O.verly D.edicated and Rae & Ghost's Purple Tape classic. It's incorrect that this place includes both endpoints in its name, as it's more hell than anything else. It might've (big emphasis on "might've") been cool in the past, like way back before we hit 21, but it's fallen from grace like Lucifer now. The place has two levels reserved for both destinations; somehow, they're equally bad. Do yourself a favor and find a new religion.