20. Cafe Citron
Address: 1343 Connecticut Ave.
You can't talk about douches without mentioning the international crowd. Two packed levels of people dancing with no regard for you and your personal space is never a good look, and there's plenty of that here. There's loud, and then there's very loud, and this place is the latter. It makes you wonder how dudes even try to talk to girls here when it's damn near impossible to hear yourself think. Speaking of which, you have to feel sorry for the non-sloppy drunk girls just looking for a good time, because droves of overzealous dudes who have bathed in cologne will attack in packs. If your destination for the night is Cafe Citron, you might wanna sit the night out.