How to Hook Up in Your Dorm Without Pissing Off Your Roommates

Consider your timing

You want to be a good roommate, we believe you. But when you roll into your dorm with a giggly, drunk girl at 2 a.m., and proceed to have sex while intermittently hiccuping on the top bunk for the third time this week, your roommate is probably not sold on your resolve to be conscientious. 

If you want to get intimate with your lady and not cause a confrontation (or have your RA hold an awkward "mediation" meeting), you need to get intimate with your roommate's schedule. Put his and yours side by side, and note the hours he is in class while you're not. This is your new sex schedule. Sure, it shoots the whole spontaneity thing in the heel, but it thwarts the rage your roomie will feel when his free time coincides with your freak time.

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