Cinnabon's new Pizzabon is out to send us to early graves. The savory incarnation of Cinnabon's famously gluttonous gob of butter and dough substitutes its trademark gooey white stuff (ayo!) for a mix of cheese and marinara sauce. And, the best/worst part? It’s a "minibon,” which means it's only 3 oz., and clearly made for being tossed back like an M&M.
We can't blame Cinnabon for the people who decide to explode their arteries with the treat (read: Don't sue us!), because we live in a nation overrun by malignant pizzas; this is just the latest assassin out the oven. Take a tour of the most culpable concoctions being sliced up worldwide: 20 Pizzas That Might Kill You.
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