Florida Man Robs 7-Eleven Because He Can't Get Satisfaction

Florida Man Robs 7-Eleven Because He Can't Get Satisfaction

Lack of sex forced James Seehaus to rob a 7-Eleven in Palm Bay, Fla., and now he’ll be getting the shaft from the law. Allegedly pissed off at his fiancée for refusing to have sex with him, Seehaus, who looks like a bald Jared Leto, robbed the store with a BB gun wrapped in white cloth. Pressure bursts pipes.

He was spotted by a Palm Bay cop who pulled him over and discovered the gun in the back seat of his vehicle. Seehaus, who also added that he needed cash to pay for his automobile insurance, said he would’ve continued his crime spree had police not bagged him that day. If he’s sexually frustrated now, jail won’t release any of that tension.

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[via The Huffington Post]

Tags: florida, 7-eleven, armed-robbery, sexual-frustration
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