The college experience in microcosm: taking a dump in the bathroom outside Philosophy of Religion, spending those precious moments before the teacher goes off by doodling on the stall wall in black ink. You're a college student, so your absent-minded doodles are deep questions about life. (Maybe with a dick drawn below.) The smell of your own shit, as well as the shit of others, wafts around beneath your nostrils, but why say anything about that? College is about the bullshit of others, about piling it around, adding your own bullshit when you can, about swallowing bullshit from professors.
Maybe you'll read a good book, write your favorite quote on the bathroom wall.
Maybe you'll contribute to the most pretentious college bathroom graffiti.