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The 50 Coolest Fictional Bars

50. The Double Deuce

First Appeared: Road House (1989)
Notable Patrons: Dalton, Wade Garrett
Signature Drink: Revenge

The Double Deuce is a magical place where two of the best "coolers" in the game stand up to the local tyrant of a small Missouri town. Two generations of steamy dude-bouncers (Sam Elliott and his gifted apprentice, Patrick Swayze) dish out bone-breaking ultra-violence so that the locals can sip their Buds without worrying about any more murders or monster trucks or prison sex. Fairly certain this tale is originally one of Aesop's fables.

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