According to the police report, when a Texas man went to check on his wife in their living room, he found her becoming upset after looking through his Facebook page. He says she grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the hand; he was able to hide in a room until she left.
His wife, Rhonda Roshell Washington, claims that her husband was high on PCP and began acting erratically. They were wrestling after arguing over his drug use, and she stabbed him in the hand with her keys. She was arrested on the charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
Regardless of what happens, this will make a great Facebook status.