Early Signs of Lunacy Vs. Sanity

In the early stages of your relationship, you can be so pumped up on the dopamine high of getting a hot girl to sleep with you that you fail to see the warning signs. Or, you're so caught up that you willingly overlook the glaring possibility that she may be unstable and unfit for a long term relationship. Before you get in too deep, run down our handy checklist with your lady love in mind:

Early Signs of Lunacy:

• She frequently shows up uninvited. She always seems to be "just in the neighborhood."
• She reads into everything you say/do/text. You have to frequently remind her that "I'll be there at five." doesn't mean "I'm spending the afternoon with another woman."
• You're barely a month into your relationship and she's spilling deep, personal issues that most normal people would withhold until later in the relationship. As time goes on, you realize she wears the past like armor or worse yet, a sword. 

Early Signs of Sanity:

• She is understanding when your plans change. She doesn't automatically assume you've lost interest/are boning someone else.
• She doesn't rearrange her entire life to spend time with you. Sometimes you call and she has plans with her friends, and she doesn't offer to break them.
• She doesn't play text message games. She texts back when she feels like it, and doesn't seem like she's purposely following some crazy rule that requires she wait a minimum of an three hours to respond. Communication seems natural.