Even hammered, this man knew better than to pay money to see Nickelback perform.
When Kevin Beaudette, 22, attempted to sneak in unnoticed at a Nickelback performance in Saratoga, he had the bad luck of falling 40 feet into nearby Geyser Brook Gorge (where is this gorge located that it's so easy to fall into?). Police reported that Beaudette was intoxicated (really?), and only suffered minor cuts and bruises (though the damage to his reputation is irreparable).
The most embarrassing part about this is now everyone knows he's a Nickelback fan.