A Gentleman's Guide to Having Sex on the First Date

Never Push or Ask Twice

Being that this is a "gentleman's guide," we'd be falsely advertising if we didn't touch on the basic precepts of being a gentleman when it comes to sex (particularly on the first date). Keep your honorable credentials in tact by relentlessly adhering to these three rules:

1. Never lie to a woman to get her in bed. Ever. We could elaborate, but we'll just leave it at that.

2. If she's too drunk to stand, falling asleep, or visibly intoxicated to the point of being disoriented, don't attempt to engage her in sexual contact. Call her a cab or better yet, safely deliver her home. 

3. If she says no, unquestionably slam on the breaks. Don't assume her no is an attempt at being coy, or a game, and don't physically or verbally try to convince her otherwise.

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