15. PYT

Address: 1050 North Hancock St.
Website: facebook.com/pytphilly

PYT tries and succeeds at self-parody. This hipster bar/restaurant is known city-wide for its laissez-faire service and obnoxious song selection. The joint gives off the oppressive atmosphere of believing that they are doing you a favor just by being open. PYT would suck anywhere, but as it is nestled in the over-priced yuppie gentrification experiment that is the Piazza, it sucks that much harder. See, the Piazza is a self-described “five minute neighborhood,” a community-complex where you can live, drink, shop, and do yoga without having to leave your building. This is how the world ends. Or the plot of a David Cronenberg movie where the world ends. Either way.