13. Paddy Whacks Irish Sports Pub
Address: 150 South St.
Oh, the grace and class of the Philly sports fans! Whether it be vomiting on children or assaulting Santa Claus, Philly owns a long tradition of excellence. Thus, the small jail cell and court room installed in Veteran's Stadium. As an official sponsor of PSN (Philadelphia Sports Network), Paddy Whacks is the inglorious epicenter of Philly sports shittiness. So, yes, expect your fair share of flat-brim Phillies hats, Michael Vick jerseys, and puking/punching. This spot would be higher on the list, but we all know that “the game being on” distracts the douche from fist-pumping.