14. Lucy's Hat Shop

Address: 247 Market St.
Website: lucys215.com

Our experience on $0.75 High Life Thursdays was not unlike a Dionysian orgy. For those of you that napped through Ancient Lit., this translates to: "Bitches wildin." Within minutes of walking through the door, we had our junk grabbed by one drunk “lady,” while actually being shoved and challenged to a fight by another fun-seeker. While the siren song of the $0.75 cent High Life is compelling, just know that you will find yourself wrecked upon these douche shores in short order. Better to tie yourself to the mast...of at-home alcoholism.