The 25 Douchiest Bars in Philadelphia Photo via The Jawn.

24. LiT UltraBar

Address: 460 North 2nd St.
Website: litultrabar.com

That's right, y'all: upper case “L,” lower case “I,” upper case “T.” Is it the extra capital T that makes this bar ultra? It's hard to judge, standing in the long "members only" line, the promise of bottle service dancing above everyone's head like Ed Hardy's idea of sexy angels and devils. LiT has been open little more than a month; it's still finding itself. This spot used to be Vault Ultra Lounge, one of many such lounges that have been douching up cities all over the U.S. with neon lights and “lounging mattresses." Nothing says “Ultra” quite like “lounging mattresses.” Nothing says you'll have a bad time quite like LiT.

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