23. Fox and Hound Smokehouse and Tavern
Address: 1501 Spruce St.
Any bar that that advertises itself as a UFC destination instantly gains douche cred. The Fox's tagline on the subject? “You don't have to hit Vegas to find hot ring girls, up-close action and beverages a'plenty. We don't just show UFC…we do UFC.” Thing is, you should have to hit Vegas for those things. Or at least the ninth circle of Hell. If you're a total douche, join their "All Star Brew Club,” where you can find pix of attractive women pouring beers for the flashing camera. Imagine the lonely douche who masturbates to this. Just, you know, don't imagine to the point of sympathy.