How drastic must things be in Cincinnati for a man to be arrested for the fourth time for having sex with a teddy bear? Police discovered Charles Marshall, 28, in an alley near the Elm Street Health Clinic, having relations with the stuffed animal.
This is the fourth time in two years he has been cited for masturbating with a teddy bear. The first came when Marshall was discovered with a bear in the bathroom of a public library.
What's truly wrong, though? Police are unsure whether or not it has been the same teddy bear across all incidents. Which means dude might be cheating.
[via Daily Mail]