Do something right and people will try to make a buck off of you—that's America. Just ask Dr. Pepper! That I-can't-quite-pin-down-what-this-tastes-like-except-it's-delicious quality has inspired a host of biters, the sort of punks that Ghost and Rae lament on Cuban Linx. The soda game is just like the rap game.
Take a look at 45 of Dr. Pepper's least competitive competitors.