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Georgia Man Bites Lowe's Employees

Date: 5/26/2012

The most disturbing part of this story is the suspect's, Christopher Newman, ratchet mugshot, complete with shitty neck tattoos (yes, that does say "The Cure") and beady eyes staring right into your soul. Newman tried to shoplift from a Lowe's in Columbus, Ga. Newman, so very desperate to fix up his crib, began threatening employees with a knife and biting them until they bled. He went berserk, causing $135 worth of property damage inside the store.

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