Florida Man Bites Kittens' Lips, Strangles Them
Many studies suggest that childhood animal abusers evolve into serial killers. Let's hope this guy isn't a late-bloomer. 28-year-old Angel Vega Roman strangled a kitten, Oreo, a few weeks ago; he said he was depressed because his girlfriend left him so he decided to abuse a few kittens. Totally normal, right? But then he goes on to bite the lips off of a poor, helpless kitten, and burn its ears and whiskers with a lighter. The lips of a kitten are practically non-existent—how did he do this? Even animals aren't safe during this apocalypse.