High School Student Suspended for Allegedly Giving Classmate Semen-Filled Cupcake

High School Student Suspended for Allegedly Giving Classmate Semen-Filled Cupcake

This might be the day that the cupcake craze dies. A student at Como Park High School in St. Paul, Minnesota, has been suspended for reportedly putting semen inside of a cupcake and feeding it to a classmate.

The unlucky student began getting teased the day after the bake-sale-from-hell, his peers being about as subtle as you would expect high school students to be. It was only one cupcake out of many and the culprit targeted a specific student. Sadly, all traces have been ingested and washed down with  (hopefully) cold milk, so we will always be wont for conclusive evidence. The rumor was enough, however, to get the probably sociopath suspended.

And the icing on the cake (pun, pun, pun)? After being suspended, the student hopped on Twitter and threatened to burn the principal's house down. Wait, did we say probable sociopath? We meant definite sociopath. 

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[via City Pages]

Tags: st.paul, minnesota, high-school, semen, cupcakes
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