Washington Monument (as destroyed in Earth vs. The Flying Saucers)
City: Washington, D.C.
Also Destroyed In: Mars Attacks! and 2012
No, the above picture is not an art installation that was placed on your campus quad during “culture week”; this is on that throwback extraterrestrial tip, so you can take off your cape and ascot. (Remember? You were an asshole in college.) To be honest, the Washington Monument is just asking for it. It is a middle finger squarely pointed to the heavens, daring any form of intelligent life to slice through it or knock it down. But if we don't throw our fingers up, how will Tupac know we miss him?