People love to drink. People love famous people. Famous people are brands. Famous people love money. Put all this together and you reach an obvious conclusionâ€”celebrity owned and marketed alcohol.
For this piece, we've intentionally left out celebrity-owned vineyards, as they are legion and deserving of their own look. As a teaser, please know that Lil John owns a vineyard. Celebrity-owned beer will also get its own look, just you wait.
For now, enjoy oddities like the little-known Polish vodka Bruce Willis owns a slim share of, and passed-away dranks like the Dipset-approved Sizzurp. R.I.P.