7. Ordering Sh*t You Learned About On The Internet
Look, if you didn’t know about Jager Bombs before this came out, don’t order one. By ordering a Jager Bomb, you look just like the dudes in the video—lame. Furthermore, you also look like an amateur, and the bartenders will clown you behind your back.
If you must do a bomb shot, keep it respectable with a simple Car Bomb. If you’ve irritated your bartender enough to order one, you’ll at least give them the opportunity to exact revenge by emptying your pockets and charging you out the ass for it.
But real talk: since the purpose of a bomb is to get hammered as quickly as possible, why not just order a regular shot or two? Why turn things into a circus act?