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The 10 Worst Things You Can Do to a Bartender

4. Nobody Cares That It's Your Birthday

First and foremost, fuck your birthday. Seriously. The simple fact that it's the anniversary of the day you were born does not give you a license to be a brat, or try and run the bar. Don’t ask the bartender to “make you something special” or “buy you a shot." Asking for someone to buy you anything is like begging for a retweet—you’re playing yourself, and with an unforgiving audience.

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