This photo, posted by Bwog, shows a squirrel going HAM on an entire slice of pizza that it lifted from the trash on Columbia University's campus. Not one fuck was given by the gluttonous bastard that the flashing lights caught it enjoying the slice.
Students and pedestrians, be on the lookout for a furry thief said to be about 0'8" with "brown and grey hair." Don't get caught slipping, or you will get jacked for your shit.
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