The 50 Best Strip Clubs in America
By Gabriel Alvarez | Feb 12, 2012 | 11:57 am | Permalink
Ah, strip clubs. It doesn't matter if you are a perpetual horn dog, a dude who swears he don't trick off money, or even a curious and adventurous woman, at some point in your adult life you'll end up in a titty bar, shake joint, or gentlemen's club. Surely, strip clubs are not everybody's cup of tea, and we're not here to dissect the politics of pole gymnastics, but for those who don't mind some boobie action to the grill or serious grindage, you just wanna know one thing: Where are the best clubs at?
Well, Complex searched the nation, from the window to the wall, in order to find The 50 Best Strip Clubs in America. It wasn't easy. But it was a whole lot of fun. And expensive, too. Now it's up to you to take this info on where to increase your odds for the most exciting lap dances or even where to find the tastiest grub with your rub. But please, don't forget one thing: erotic entertainment is a wild animal with seductively smooth skin scintillating to the touch. It also has a nice set of nasty fangs and claws ready to pounce...on all your money. Enjoy with caution*.
*All of the images in this list are SFW (they're typically of the outside of the club since a) you'll want to know what the places look like, and b) snapping pics in strip clubs is usually a no-no). The links, particularly to the sites for the clubs themselves, are often not. #justsoyouknow
Sapphire Las Vegas June 16th, 2011 at 01:18 PM
Glad to make the list. Thank you for visiting the club.
Drew June 16th, 2011 at 07:02 PM
If you haven't been to the Mons Venus in Tampa, then you've never really been to a strip club.
Ryan June 16th, 2011 at 07:14 PM
Where the hell is Mons Venus on this list?!? List fail
LMFAO June 16th, 2011 at 07:25 PM
SIN CITY MADE THE LIST LMFAO! FOR WHAT TH MOST GUNSHOTS AND STABBINGS! 8TH AT THAT!!! LMFAO THIS LIST IS AN EPIC FAIL
Max June 16th, 2011 at 07:27 PM
No Mons Venus? This list is a joke
Tom June 16th, 2011 at 07:28 PM
FAIL. Pick any strip club in Tampa over any on this list. Mons Venus is the best in the world. Not to mention Bare Assets in New Port Richey, FL. Full liquor, full nude.
Torn June 16th, 2011 at 10:51 PM
LOFL. I quickly skimmed through the list backward looking for where Mons Venus was listed. After getting to about 20, I decided to jump down here and add a comment, only to see several others have already asked the same question. Any list where Mons isn't at least in the top 5 (if not #1) is one created without doing much homework. I don't care where I've traveled in this country, people know about Mons, but not these guys. What a joke. And on a separate note, people rave about those Vegas clubs like SR, but visited there a couple months back and it's a bit of a joke. Lots of beautiful ladies, but most of them know they're beautiful if you catch my drift. And the % of hot ones isn't near the 100% that Mons is. There may be a few diamonds in the rough there, but it's not worth the effort or the cash to find them. Even Treasures over in Houston has that place beat.
WHAT? June 16th, 2011 at 10:53 PM
How is no place from Myrtle Beach, SC not listed????
Chris June 17th, 2011 at 07:43 AM
This article should be named the 50 best in The U.S. not in America. Cause Canada (Quebec) is also in America. And if u haven't been to Club Supersexe in Montréal, u don't know what a gentleman's club should be like
Cane June 17th, 2011 at 09:26 AM
Mons Vensu? The best strip club in the 80's, 90's, and early 2000's maybe. but as long as Tampa maintains the rule that dancers have to be a certain amount of feet away from the customers for a dance, all Tampa strip clubs suck.