...TO HELL!

Very similar idea to God's Lonely Prankster, but with a more theatrical bent and a gift for language. Do you want a lift...TO HELL? is our new pick-up line at the bar, delivered right around that magic hour when people are nearly blind they're so drunk, but the bartender is asking everyone to leave all the same. Which strikes us as cruel, asking these impaired people to go outside and find safety in a place that doesn't have bad lighting or a jukebox full of hair metal. So we tool around the room offering a lift. TO HELL. Seriously, it never gets old.

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