The Texas Chainsaw Cheerleader Massacre Is Not Real
Wait, what movie did the boys watch again? Was it Cheerleader Massacre or was it The Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Either they watched cheapo bloody boobs softcore bullshit, or they watched one of the greatest horror movies ever. If the parents can't tell us, we're gonna prank them, Funny Games style. Oh, they thought that was the one where Adam Sandler survives cancer through laughter and the casting of Judd Apatow's family in his own movie? Nope. We're going to shatter the father's kneecap with a golf club. We're gonna wear white gloves. But first we'll let you scare your kids, just so that we can watch one of your sons pull down the blinds, falling backward from his bed. Then the fun starts.