7. The Prodigy
The ginger lasts only a couple of seconds before getting caught in the guillotine. He then retreats inconsolably to the sideline. A loss to a girl at that age can be haunting, especially with all your friends watching. It follows you through middle and then high school, all the way into adulthood where you find yourself trolling Craigslist for a dominatrix just to exorcise the demon. Fortunately for him, the others fare only slightly better. One after another, this badass little girl out-grapples the dojo dweebs, submitting all of them like a champ.