4. Hit Like a Girl?
After a few games of beer pong at Phi Gamma Asshole, it must have seemed like a good idea to let the smoking hot blonde chin-check you to show everyone just how tough you are. Right? Because if you can take a girl's punch, you're definitely a hard dude. Darwin just shuddered. Sure, we could blame the knockout on his glass jaw, but from the looks of it, she'd fuck you up, too.