24. Out on the Water
OK, we know you're never supposed to hit a woman, but what about splashing? A couple has waded out into the shallows to quarrel. There's splashing, and the scene bears some resemblance to the Richards-Campbell pool scene in Wild Things, only it's exactly half as sexy. The climax comes when the babe pops her man in the mouth. It's how all domestic arguments should end. Instead, they just drag on quietly for months, years, and then entire marriages.