14. All Thai'd Up
History proves white dudes have a hard time keeping their hands to themselves in foreign countries, or even ethnic enclaves. America may not be the world power it used to be, but mustached white men are just as grabby. Enter sex tourist in a cut off t-shirt, board shorts, and flip-flops. He hasn't been in the country more than a few hours and already he's touching stuff. Hot young stuff. He comes up from behind a busty girl and bear-hugs her. She breaks the hold, pops him in the jaw, then side kicks him out of his thongs. Two others jump in on the fun, kicking and stomping him. Our guess is he's the kind of guy who probably likes that sort of thing anyway.