Puke and Peeing on Little Girls' Legs: The Worst Airplane Flight Ever

Puke and Peeing on Little Girls' Legs: The Worst Airplane Flight Ever

Yesterday an 18-year-old on a JetBlue flight from Portland to NYC made a tremendous mistake and peed on a sleeping 11-year-old girl's leg.  He thought he was in the bathroom. He was also drunk.

No. He was shitfaced. Because we've been drunk before—way drunk—but one thing we have never done is piss on a child.

After imbibing eight drinks (come on, kid—eight was all it took to turn you into a monster?), he groped his way out of his seat, moved five rows away, and whipped it out. When the girl's father noticed, he flew into a rage, screaming, "Fuck that kid! I don't want him near my family!"

Then—because this had to get better—an hour before the flight landed, one passenger began complaining of chest pains. He started puking soon after.

The child-pisser has been issued a federal summons for indecent exposure.

[via AOL Travel]

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