15. The Commentator
Date: Dec. 2006
thefoundation973 wasn't always such a natural mass transit fight commentator. He had to spend years in the alleys of cities across America watching bum fights, trying out calls of "Oh my" and "Is this really real?," the whole time feeling that he was on the verge of something truly special. Now we'll never be able to watch a fight without hearing "Oh shit" and "Whoa." He finally hit gold.